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Name: Jonathan
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Metro: Cincinnati
Gender: Male
Interests: paintball, I realy like Video games, I am a huge Mario and Halo fan, and nobody can beat me at either.
Expertise: Halo2 and I can run a zipline and i play drums and I can play paintball and i can swing dance and i can fight of an entire squad of mutant zombie bears
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Yahoo:  Joncfc@yahoo.com
Member Since:
4/27/2005
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| HAHAHAHA ! Man that is a good backround ! Hahahaha !
I have so many of these guys !
I spent around an houre searching the web for my next great backround.... AND I FOUND IT !! | | |
| OBJECTIVE: The point of poke is to use stealth to poke the other peoples food before they poke your own.
RULES:
-You may only poke one food item per person per meal.
-You may poke more than one persons food per meal.
-If your food gets poked you may not poke that person food the same meal that they poked your food.
-You may NOT poke a persons food if they are aware of your actions. They cannot see it comming.
-If you see a person preparing to poke your food then you must say so
loud enough for them to clearly hear. If you do not then they are
allowed to poke your food.
-If you do not have any food of your own then you are still allowed to poke other peoples food.
IF ANY RULE IS BROKEN, THEN THE PERSON WHO BROKE THE RULE IS THEN FARE
GAME!! THIS MEANS THAT ANYONE CAN POKE THAT PERSONS FOOD AS MANY TIMES
AS THEY WANT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE MEAL. IF THE PERSON WHO BROKE THE
RULE DOES THIS AT THE END OF A MEAL OR DOES NOT HAVE ANY FOOD THEN THE
PUNISHMENT WILL BE CARRIED OVER TO THE NEXT. THIS WILL REPEAT AS MANY
TIMES AS NEEDED. IF THE PERSON WHO BROKE THE LAW FIGHTS BACK BY MULTI
POKING THE FOOD OF ANOTHER PLAYER THEN HIS FOOD IS THEN FAIR GAME
DURRING THE NEXT MEAL AS WELL.
TIPS:
-Do not sit across from the person that you want to poke.
-Do not poke a persons food if they do not wish to play the game.
-Do not poke a persons food if they threaten to break your fingers off.
-When making your poke try to get your finger all the way through and out the other side.
-Solid items are best to poke because the mark will stay longer.
-choose your allies carefuly.
(These are just tips. These are not actual rules of the game.)
If you have any questions then feel free to ask Jonathan or Luke maynard for assistance.
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| Its update time.
I have been seeing Saxon at least 4 days a week now. Its realy interesting. He realy is more like a brother now than a friend, and i meen that in a verry litteral way. Not only do we always know what the other one is thinking at all times, we also get in arguments as well. As strange as its been, I have realy appreciated him being around.
The other day luke came home from school with a large black sharpy mark on his neck... Apparently he had met Buckner at school that day. Buck that was awsome!
I am going to be watching my grandparrents house for them while they are gone for the next 17 days. This unfortunately means that I will have to look after thier dogs. Some of you may know them as "Ginger" or "Patches" but only the unfortunate few see them for what the truly are...what they have the power to become. No words in any mortal toungue can express the horrors that these "Dogs" can wreek upon us. Yes I tell you now that those dogs can do things to terrible that it can only be experienced to be explained, but a hope that you may never have to see it.
Well....its no longer update time. Ill see you all later.
PS.
LUKES B-DAY IS THE 28th. THE BIG 20.
Realy.....
you should go....
Go home TIMMY !!!! GO HOME !!!!! TUBBY TUBBY !!!!! be sure to ask Dan about the Mary Jane song..... THE MAGIC CHEESE GURU COMETH!!!!!
I realy apologize if you happen to see any of this......
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| I am writing this because I have been told to update my xanga about 100,000,000,ooo,00o,0o0,o0o...... times!
I have realized the greatest flaw about xanga. It takes soo much out of conversation if you have already heard everything they have to say from thier xanga. So this meens that since I dont put much on my xanga I will have that much more to talk to you about when I get to see you. So I hope to see you all soon.
Talk to you soon. | | |
| So I was walking through the woods when a bear jumped out and attacked me! Now most people would have been afraid.....But not me! The bear didn't seem to care though and threw me through a tree!!! I dont meen like into a tree or next to a tree and behind a tree or on top of a tree. No I meen through! In one side out the other! knocking it clean in two! Now i'm kinda mad. I just thrown through a tree so its to be expected. I grab the upper half of the tree and proceed to beat the bear over the head with it! The bear is all dazed and confused and barely (thats a pun) able to stand. So I tackle the bear and strangle it with my..... BARE HANDS!!! (one more pun) AND THAT IS MY LIFE STORY!!
Note from the Author.
If you happened to read the entire story then are a sick person who is to easily entertained. I meen come on! this story is horrible! what kind of person would actualy tell a story like this? Ill tell you! NO ONE! Well thats not true. There is that one guy that told me this story. I was at this camp for a retreat and I listened to some insain kid on a golfcart tell this story.
New voice: Who are you?! And why are you in my house?!
Author: Im...uhh.... Jon how are ya?! I was just helping you with your Xanga!
Jon:What did you write? (A few moments of silence) CRAZY HUH?!?!
Author: THE CAT MADE ME DO IT!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!
(horriffic screams and the sound of glass shattering)
LOVE YA GUYS!
-Jonathan
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere | | |
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